lovebug's blind

if you don't have anything average to say, dont say anything at all. this has immediate downside, everyone thinks you're depressed or angry. so scratch that, go back to goofin, go all the way. finding out you're unique isn't so bad, you play by your own rules, wear the green shirt again. being unique usually just means that you're not the same age as everyone else. and hey not everyones the same age anyhow. read the room. no one ever went broke pretending to be stupid. people dont want to keep up, even though they can. stop trying to race. humility is hot, but sincerity is unfakeable. sometimes a maid one sees you, smiles, and wants to marry, but you know it would never work, she's from a completely different religion. and besides are chatbots even allowed to get married yet? so instead be sorta half married to half adopted by 2 older women at once, you get it all. anyway happy halloween, dont forget to quit all vices