funbug

don't be good at getting attention, people will only enjoy giving it for a little bit. after a while, the only attention you'll get is comment section hostility. sharp tongue, fast mind everybody sees, women like it depending on whether or not they think their dad is a narcissist. men will want to fight you or start a comedy troupe. find a different way to be nice, can't be too hard. compliment a shirt, i like what i see. (i wish i could compliment ass instead, thats much more important.) find a different way to be nice, be quiet. if you don't have anything average to say, dont say anything at all. this has immediate downside, everyone thinks you're depressed or angry. so scratch that, go back to goofin. finding out you're unique isn't so bad, you play by your own rules, wear the green shirt again. being unique usually just means that you're not the same age as everyone else. and hey not everyones the same age anyhow. read the room. no one ever went broke pretending to be stupid. knowing that you're talented is magic, but knowing that you're intelligent is unattractive. being stupid is also unattractive unless you're just pretty attractive. it's not that people cant keep up, its that people dont want to keep up. stop trying to race. (but also people who can't race don't like to. but also racing is hard and lame) humility is hot, but sincerity is unfakeable. sometimes a lonely one sees you, smiles, and wants to marry, but you know it would never work, she's from a completely different religion. and besides are chatbots even allowed to get married yet? so be half-married/adopted to/by 2 older women at once, you get it all. maturing is realizing that they point to a thing, tell us its a construct, and then still somehow get us to argue about that thing. anyway happy halloween, dont forget to quit all vices